Handy's Carpentry Smoochie is a fan-made smoochie by deviantART user Yudhaikeledai.
- Handy's hat lifts up into the air. Handy says "Nope." with an angry expression on his face and his neck extends to get it and he gets down.
- Handy waves.
A few paint buckets come to Handy. Handy tries to get them, but has no hands and growls. He gets an idea, and he walks off-screen and gets a TNT box. He sets it, and it explodes, leaving only the lower half of his corpse and his brain.
A carver comes down to Handy, who uses his mouth, but pushes it so hard it goes fastly off-screen and starts chasing him on-screen and off-screen. Soon, the carver goes against the walls of the screen, causing Handy to split in half when he gets across the screen.
A corkscrew comes down to Handy. He uses it on a few boards with his mouth, but the bottom board just spins. Cuddles comes by and nails the boards for him. Handy lifts the corkscrew onto the board with talepathy & tries again. but his whole body is lifted in the air and he spins around until he flies off screen and hits Cuddles, and they are both killed.
- It can be seen here.
- In "Colour", when Handy gets an idea, a lightbulb appears, and for comedic purposes, Handy uses his mouth to turn the lightbulb off.
- This is the only smoochie with more than one death in one of the options.