Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4ft 4 in, 140lb mole-like man from The Simpsons with extremely bad luck. His appearance looks old because heavy drinking ruined his life. He is 31 years old.
In HTF form he is a white mole. Like his normal self, this version also dies a lot.
Most of his deaths involve balls (a reference to his film Man Getting Hit By Football).
- He may take place of The Mole in future fan version episodes.