DON'T DELETE! Signed, Brittonbubba
Happy Tree Fortress 2 is a spin-off series of Happy Tree Friends. It is based off of the Valve game "Team Fortress 2". The guns (Excluding the explosive launchers, flamethrowers, flare guns, and overall those that don't use bullets) don't use bullets, they instead fire thumbtacks, nails, and other shap objects..
Meet the Team
Meet the Team is a trailer series for HTF2. It involves all of the Class Leaders talking about themselves.
Meet the Scout (Britton)
Uh... yeah, I don't know where to start with. I mean, do you know who your talking to? Do you have ANY idea who you're talking to?! Basically, kind of a big deal. 'Ya listenin', okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people! I'm a Force-a-Nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!
Meet the Soldier (Boris)
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. And then he used his fight money to buy two of every single animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he'd beat the crap outta every single one! *Evil laughter* And from that day forward, every time a bunch of animals were grouped up in one place, it's called a "ZOO"! Unless it's a farm!
Meet the Demoman (Russell)
What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussing it with ya', now, would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and kablooie! I got a mankey eye. I'm a blue, (insert the origin country of Shaquille Abdi), cyclops. They got more f-[censored] than they've got the likes of me. So......'T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure (meaning 2 in the Urban dictionary). Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in hell!