Ale kill trip
Someone should watch Ale.
Maybe a cop.
Internet Season: 1
Episode Number: 8
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Previous Episode Trash Day
Next Episode Your happy your ugly

"If Ya' Can't Beat 'Em, Kill 'Em" is a fan episode of Happy Tree Friends and is the eighth episode of Season One.


It all starts when Trippy and Ale are walking to the park to play on the new playground material. When they get to the park they see Ribbions, Rosy, Lily, and Mime playing on it already (Jungle Gym). Ale and Trippy become sad that they don't get to play. As they sit on a bench sadly, Trippy sees a Merry-Go-Round, hops on, and tells Ale to start spinning. She then spins faster and faster until Trippy falls and cuts his knee and begins to cry. Ale sees the blood drip down his leg and flips out. She then pulls out a modified nailgun she had in her backpack and shoots Trippy in the head. She then heads to the playground and pulls out her bowie knife and cuts in half Mime, Lily, and Rosy. Ribbons then runs for her life, but Ale jumps on her and cuts her head open. As the blood splattered on her she snapped out of it. She then gets happy and starts playing on the Juggle Gym, until she falls and cuts her knee. She then begins to cry.


  1. Trippy is shot in the head with a gun.
  2. Mime, Rosy, and Lily are cut in half.
  3. Ribbions had her head cut off.


  • This is the debut of Mime, Lily, Rosy and Ribbons.
  • This is the second time Ale has killed Trippy.
  • Trippy and Ale seem to be alot similar to Flippy and Flaky because Ale kills Trippy all the time, and they spend alot of time together.
  • This is the only appearance of Lily, Rosy and Ribbons to date.
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