- Not to be confused with Spike, another blue porcupine sometimes reffered to as Flaky's boyfriend.
Shuffles is a blue porcupine that wears pink camo clothing. She is an award-winning DJ. She has a wide range of deaths, but they usually involve aircraft, her organs, her limbs, or her head or face.
- Rapped Over the Knuckles: Gets decapitated by a disc.
- Once in a Blue Porcupine: Gets hit in the face by Flaky.
- Death is a Highway: Gets her optic nerve caught in a tire and has her brain ripped out through her eye socket.
- Chopper Logic: Gets shredded by a helicopter's rotors.
- The Point of Overturn: Flippy cuts off her limbs and throws her out of the plane.
- Wake Up and Smell the Coffee: Survives getting run over by a car only to die in an explosion caused by natural gas.
- Starship Altina: Dies when hitted by several Commits from the Sky.
- Ebony and Ivory Tusks: Killed by Count Trunkula
- Behind the Stage: Semi-decapitated.